Class work

The cat dipped the mouse into the melted dark chocolate and licked its lips wondering how the combination would taste after having lain in wait so long for the rodent to spring the trap it had set earlier while avoiding detection by the dog who was out to get the cat for pulling that prank on it last week resulting in the disfavor of their owner who had only just recently allowed the dog back into the house, albeit very cautiously, fearing a repeat of the episode which had left him with a minor concussion and smelling of drool and canine urine right before his important date with the pretty woman from the office who everyone else admired but no one else had the guts to talk to before he had taken the plunge and asked her out only to cancel two hours after their date was supposed to start, calling from a hospital phone after his neighbor had found him passed out on the porch with a dog sitting on his chest growling up at a cat on the windowsill which looked for some reason really smug and guilty at the same time if possible.

I would've gone on, but it was getting ridiculous. :p